Monday, 20 February 2017

ODI EGWU CONSULTING FOR TWO WOMEN

Two young ladies rushed to Odi Egwu the google search engine for immediate help, Chinyere and Chichi.
ODI EGWU>>>What brought you to my palace young ladies?
CHINYERE>>>Odi Egwu hmmmmm we have problem that is too difficult for us to handle, we heard that u
                           can solve any problem at all, that is why we have come to see you.
ODI EGWU>>>hehehehehe no problem brought to Odi Egwu office without solution, what have you come
                          for? speak or remain silent!!!
CHICHI>>>>>Hmmmm Odi Egwu, there are these guys in town eeeeehn they are loaded
ODI EGWU>>Loaded with blow, oh you want to fight already loaded guys with heavy blow? ur name is
                         R.I.P I can see that already.
CHINYERE>>No, not with blow, they have money basterd money, pure cash.
ODI EGWU>>what is ur business with their money?
CHINYERE>>Odi Egwu, hmmmm we want them in our pocket.
CHICHI>>>>>Odi Egwu most especially the guy with big yansh, i love him ooo but he no dey give me face.
ODI EGWU>>Oh he is giving u yansh right???
CHINYERE>>Odi Egwu help us do charm to catch them.
ODI EGWU>>Consults google, hehehehehe you girls are very lucky, google said u have only two items to
                         provide for sacrifice, one 7 virgin lizards two, 7 virgin  cockroach three 7 virgin dogs and
                          four 7 virgin rats.