WHY I AM NOT BACK TO NIGERIA YET BUHARI TELL JOURNALIST

The chief in command of all Arm forces of Government of Nigeria president Muhammadu Buhari revealed the secrete why he is not back to Nigeria. President Muhammadu Buhari told the Journalist yesterday that he is taking his time to recover from his sickness which the evil minded inflated on him. However, he is not vacating the presidential seat for any reason but he will come back healthy to continue the good works he has started. Tell Nigerians to be patient with me and keep on praying for me and for the betterment of our country. I want the best for my people and the best will always come to them, Buhari tells journalist.
A witness said President Muhammadu Buhari is not happy with the current situation of Nigeria and he promised to do something about it as soon as he is back to Nigeria.
mc jimah reporting.

WHY I CANCEL THE NATIONWIDE PROTEST AGAINST THE FG OF NIGERIA

2FACE IDIBIA has revealed some of the reasons why he cancel the said leading nationwide protest against the federal Government of Nigeria. 2face said on his youtube video that he is just a musician who only want the best for average Nigerians that he is not a politician, as it has come to this he believed that the voice of the nation is already heard, there is no need to proceed the protest. However, some of the vibrant youths who were fully ready for this protest kicked against 2face opinion, and wish to proceed the protest as designed by the popular Artist 2face Idibia. 2face however called for one love, peace and unity.

ODI EGWU CONSULTING FOR TWO WOMEN

Two young ladies rushed to Odi Egwu the google search engine for immediate help, Chinyere and Chichi.
ODI EGWU>>>What brought you to my palace young ladies?
CHINYERE>>>Odi Egwu hmmmmm we have problem that is too difficult for us to handle, we heard that u
                           can solve any problem at all, that is why we have come to see you.
ODI EGWU>>>hehehehehe no problem brought to Odi Egwu office without solution, what have you come
                          for? speak or remain silent!!!
CHICHI>>>>>Hmmmm Odi Egwu, there are these guys in town eeeeehn they are loaded
ODI EGWU>>Loaded with blow, oh you want to fight already loaded guys with heavy blow? ur name is
                         R.I.P I can see that already.
CHINYERE>>No, not with blow, they have money basterd money, pure cash.
ODI EGWU>>what is ur business with their money?
CHINYERE>>Odi Egwu, hmmmm we want them in our pocket.
CHICHI>>>>>Odi Egwu most especially the guy with big yansh, i love him ooo but he no dey give me face.
ODI EGWU>>Oh he is giving u yansh right???
CHINYERE>>Odi Egwu help us do charm to catch them.
ODI EGWU>>Consults google, hehehehehe you girls are very lucky, google said u have only two items to
                         provide for sacrifice, one 7 virgin lizards two, 7 virgin  cockroach three 7 virgin dogs and
                          four 7 virgin rats.

SEX ME NOW

A female who is adicted to sex has revealed her reasons for sex adict. She said i am joan moor a native of America at age 10 i slept with numeros men..at 15 i beg men for sex now i am 20 no man want to sex me again..what should i do tohelp my self?

ASHAWO SEEKS HELP FROM ODIEGWU

Hehehehehehehe. A prostitute walks up to a powerful spiritual man who search google spiritually to find solution to peoples problems. The prostitute narrate her problems to ODIEGWU THE GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE thus!!! read conversation bellow:
ASHAWO>>>Odiegwu see me ooo
ODIEGWU>>Young lady what do i need to see in you?
ASHAWO>>>Everything
ODIEGWU>>Are you a television?
ASHAWO>>>No ooooo i have only come for help
ODIEGWU>>>Now you are talking
ASHAWO>>>You be etisalat?
ODIEGWU>>>I take exception to insults, no body has the to insult the spiritual powerful google searcher,
                         may you now speak or you remain silent forever???
ASHAWO>>>Ahhhhh Odiwgwu, i beg ooo no vex oooo forgive me ooo
ODIEGWU>>>what brought you to my office? speak now or you get out of my palace now, i mean now!!!
ASHAWO>>>My tin dey pepper me ooooo
ODIEGWU>>>What!!! do you put pepper???
ASHAWO>>>Odiegwu , hmmmmm men have over used me but no money, i need money not just sex!!!
ODIEGWU>>>Is that why you have come to disturb my google???
ASHAWO>>>>I thought you do found solution to peoples problem?
ODIEGWU>>>>Dont you know that we are now in recession? guys hardly spend money now, even
                           google is hungry.

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SEE GBEGE

Mc jima who play the role on Old man on red Cap is passing by as he sees a lady harassing a young man giant by height as he stops to make peace among them, the lady said the giant guy hits her on her breast, upon hearing that the old man head sparked and screamed ABOMINATION!!! ABOMINATION!!! He turned to the guy and say you this boy, una no dey hear word, na so one match my leg the other day, today now u are here to massage a young lady breast, he turned to the lady again and say ok, now tell me how did it actually happen? the lady said again i say he hit my breast!!! the old man got shocked, ahhhhhh PARADISE.