Saturday, 14 January 2017

ODIEGWU THE GOOGLE CONSULTANTS

ODIEGWU THE GOOGLE CONSULTANTS is a special google consultancy who consults the to find solution to peoples problem. This is also known as GOOGLE MUST TALK. MC JIMAH who is acting as the ODIEGWU chief priest of GOOGLE consults the GOOGLE as his Oracle to find solution to peoples problem of any kind. The shrine of the ODIEGWU is known as GOOGLE SEARCH OFFICE, managed by MC JIMAH who is acting as the ODIEGWU. Lots of people are coming from different places to meet the ODIEGWU THE GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE. A young lady has come to seek favour from the chief priest of GOOGLE SEARCH ODIEGWU, read the conversation bellow.
A KNOCK AT THE DOOR AS THE CHIEF PRIEST ODIEGWU RESPONDS
ODIEGWU>>>>Who wants to pull down the sharpest door of the office of GOOGLE SEARCH?
LADY>>>>>>>Pardon me sir it was a mistake just trying to know if someone is in there.
ODIEGWU>>>No body palm at the door of Odigwu by mistake or you will never find solution to your                                 problem what brought you here? speak or you go back now!!!
LADY>>>>>>Pease Sir
ODIEGWU>>Dont address me with sir, i am ODIEGWU the GOOGLE CONSULTANTS OF THE                                OFFICE OF THE GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE, Address me by the tittle ODIEGWU if                          you want solution to your problem.
LADY>>>>>ODIGWU!!! Please i am here for solution to my problem, please forgive me and accept my                           apology and find solution to my problem.
ODIEGWU>>> Now you are talking, come inside the office with your shoes and your ear rings, necklace                                including your bag that is very important.
LADY>>>>>>>Thank you ODIEGWU. {SHE WALKS IN AS SAID BY THE ODIEGWU}.
ODIEGWU>>>What is the color of your problem?
LADY>>>>>>>I dont understand
ODIEGWU>>>>So you dont understand your problem, exhibit 1 is your problem BLACK, WHITE,                                     YELLOW, GREEN BLUE PURPLE OR PINK?
LADY>>>>>>>>I dont know
ODIEGWU>>>>>Exhibit 2 now tell me what is the chain of your problem?
LADY>>>>>>>>> I said i dont know
ODIEGWU>>>>>>Exhibit 3....now you will pay the sum of 30 thousand naira each to consults GOOGLE
                                  for each and every one of your problem, you already have 3 problems now to find out                                   first before your main problems that brought you here. Those 3 already is 90 thousand                                    naira to consult GOOGLE +extra 10 thousand to buy DATA because GOOGLE
                                   needs data to operate, falure to do that ,,,,SORRY.
LADY>>>>>>>>>>EWOOOO!!! This one na one chance oooooooooo.


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