SINS NIGERIAN BORDERS ARE BEEN CLOSED NO MORE BANANA FOR US TO EAT NOW I WANT TO EAT ANYTHING I SEE IN THE STREET

My people una better be careful ooo monkey don vex as there is no much banana for them to eat as usual, they have set out to eat anything they see in the street. Monkey just revealed that this anti graft that is currently on-going in Nigeria hurts them so much that they dont have banana to eat anymore, they said if fg is fighting corruption fine but that should be for the corrupt leaders, we the monkeys are not corrupt, we are not corrupt, we are monkeys who fed on bananas give us banana to eat other wise we will start to eat anything we see in the street, you know what that means??? you are all in trouble.

I LIVE MY LIFE THE WAY I CHOSE, IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU ARE SEEING CLICK HERE TO CONNECT WITH ME BOTH MALE AND FEMAIL

yes it is nobody's business if i should live my life the way i chose, people burg me around for nothing sake, i hate it when people start drinking panadol for the headache that is never theirs. This world is a free world, i give freely to those who deserves it, you had better ask for rather than condemning me. They said ask and it shall be giving unto you, i see no reason why you should start burgling me around when i am ready to give it to you anyhow you want it. All you have to do is just to ask me and i will give you. To that effect just type your name in the comment box i will get back to you. I am Jane the free giver.  

ABOIKI TURNING LAGOS ROADS NO GOING AREA AS THE FG ORDERED THE REMOVAL OF ITEMS IN THE RAIL WAY

The worst is happening in Rail way line as the federal Government ordered the removal of items in the Rail way line. Aboiki people who exports cows and rams to lagos have turned Abatoir Rail way to no going area. They usually blocked everywhere with their trailer, trucks which they move the animal with. The fagba area off iju road lagos has encountered unusual traffic sins this beatitude of Aboiki. Going out and coming in to this domain has become a big problem to the people living in that area. Mr president should call the Aboiki to order and ensure they get the way clearer for other road users. The lagos state traffic management authority head quarter alausa has sent it delegate to caution in the past but nothing good came out of it, it is now obvious that is only the federal authority could resolve this anarchy. I hereby call upon mr president Muhammadu Buhari to intervene before this get out of hand. God bless Nigeria.
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ALL THE NIGERIA CLOSED BORDERS TO BE RE-OPENED MR PRESIDENT TELL THE NASS

Mr president Muhammadu Buhari told the the National Assembly to ensure all the Nigeria closed borders are re-opened with immediate effect. Mr president said he is not comfortable with the current situation of the masses, if the masses are not happy with the Government then we are practically doing nothing, therefore i employ the national assembly for immediate action to soften the life of the masses. God bless Nigeria.
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BREAKING NEWS!!! ABUJA AIRPORT HAS BEEN RE-OPENED FOR OPERATION, MR PRESIDENT CONGRATULATE THE MINISTER OF WORKS AND HOUSING FOR A SUSTAINABLE EFFORT.

This is a good move for Nigeria as a nation to move forward in the globe. For the past years Nigerians Airways have been no where to be found both in world and Africa map. Nigeria as a great nation that should have number one airway in the world map was not in the top 10 rated airport for overtime. Thank God for this new Government of president Muhammadu Buhari who is willing to move Nigeria forward, this indeed is a sign of moving the nation forward. God bless Buhari, God bless Nigeria.
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PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI SENT EASTER MESSAGE TO THE CHRISTIANS ACROSS THE NATION

The fg of Nigeria President Muhammadu Buhari sent his easter message to the Christians across the Nation Nigeria. He said on his message that Nigeria has worked hard for the past two years to ensure security in the country and to save the entire North from the Arms of terrorists and ensure that the war against corruption has been very successful in the recent time of administration. He said in his message that this Easter time is a redemption time in which the Christians fast to get close to their creator, therefore i employ every able Christian who fasted this at this time of redemption to do it with Faith to their creator and abstain from corruption and pray harder for the betterment of the nation Nigeria. God bless Nigeria and it Entourage.

EVEN THE GODS OF OUR LAND CANNOT CHALLENGE ME

I have been in this kingdom for overtime and nothing has happened to me and nothing will happen to me.I on the authority of our ancestors i decree, decides, do and undo whatever i like and nobody i repeat can do anything about that. If you wish abide to our laws it is for your own good.

GOOGLE SPEAK LET ME HEAR YOU

Odiegwu d google search engine dey hala for shrine shouting at the spiritual google to speak, google speak!!! you must talk, i comand you to talk hehehehehehehehe wonders shall never end. Watch video bellow.

WHO WON THE SHOW GOT THE SWAG HAHAHA BISOLA IS NOW EVERYWHERE WITH EFEMENA EJEGBA WHO WON THE BBNIJA TV SHOW

hahahaha wonder they said shall never end indeed it will never end. Bisola has become a running mate to efe ever sins they left the camp, Bisola always want to be around him going everywhere with him, goes to the media with him, wow!!! awesome, could this be a starting point for their relationship? hmmm no comment yet.

2FACE ON HIS AMBASSADOR LOOK AS HE CELEBRATES EFEMENA EJEGBA ON WINNING BBNIJA REALITY TV SHOW

The Nigeria super star singer Innocent Ujah idibia most knows as 2face or 2baba celebrates Efemena Ejagba who won the 2017 Big Brother reality tv show. 2face congratulates him and wish him more grace and more fortune and also pass this as a message to the youth out there, that we youth can move the mountain if we can dream it, dreaming it is not enough but pursuing the dream. I wish you all a goodluck in all your efforts to grow.
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international mango sucker

international mango sucker challenge anybody who knows he or she can suck mango and defeated them all both Nigeria and abroad. Now he is waiting for that mango sucker who will challenge him, if you think you can defeat him comment am in.

WINNING THE REALITY TV SHOW WAS NOT AN EASY TASK EFEMENA EJEGBA SPEAKS

The winner of bbnija reality tv show 2017 Efemena Ejegba has thus said it was not an easy task, when the journey gets tougher, it was only the grace of God Almighty that kept me going until i got to the final stage.
My colleagues were all good i give kudos to them, we all try, we all put in our best, it was only the grace of God that singled me out among them and thus emerged the winner. I appreciate all my fans because you were there for and without you only God knows what could have happened. My advice to my fellow youth out there is to be persistent in what you do and never give up until you archive the best out of it even if it seem not easy, remember nothing good comes easily. And your vision, your dreams, your thoughts, are insight to where you are heading and achieving them is the glamour part of it in your future, your eagerness, enthusiasm, and zeal to do matters a lot. Once again i appreciate all ur support, ur effort and i am just happy, wow!!! i love you all.
Cool, this is mc jimah write up just appreciating the golden crown of Efemena Ejegba and also to let the youth know that it did not happen by magic and it was effort and determination that brought Efemena to the public today, God blessed his effort.

ODIEGWU GETS MAD IN THE SHRINE AS HE CONSULTS THE SPIRITUAL GOOGLE

Odiegwu got it hotter this time as he consults the spiritual google watch video here

HOTTEST COMEDIAN IN TOWN MC JIMAH

Mc jimah who plays the role of a powerful spiritual man known as Odiegwu d Google search engine is in the consultation office consulting the spiritual Google to find out the befitted names due for new born babies according to their birthdays, watch video and see how it goes.

JUST NEED LESBIAN FELLOW

Where are my lesbian friends? Just need lesbian friends. I am jessica by name lives in Lagos Nigeria, age 27, average height, lite in complexion, i need matured lesbian friends, if you are one let me notice you. Say hi. Lesbian is my hub, staying around ladies make me feel good, i cant wait to have you as a cool lesbian friend.

ODIEGWU D GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE VOL.2

Odiegwu d google search engine is consulting the spiritual google listening with spiritual ear hahaahaha

who virginity help? sex me hot guys

i am a young girl of 17 and i am addicted to sex, i dont care about what people say but i care for sex. I always need sex deep and hard sex to make me cum. I wish i could have that strung guy to handle me and give it to me raw.

MMM WAHALA/APRIL FOOL SUMONU DON KILL ME

See mmm see gbege, sumony woke me up at 3am only to iform me that mmm was back and better, immediately i jumped up and start dancing came outside the house and call the entire neighborhood to jubilate with me that my lost cash is back and better, all of a sudden sumony came to tell me again it was first of april 2017 april fool.

SOMEBODY HELP

A lady got stranded on her way as her car broke down , she cry for help because she could barely do nothing about it. meanwhile, her as got exposed as she bent down trying to find solution to her car, not knowing that her cloth flipped up and surprisingly she did not ware pant or undies, unfortunately a guy came to her rescue and was confused on what to rescue first, is it the car or the ASS? Guy if it was u, what will you rescue first?