Tuesday, 25 October 2016

OJUGO EPISODE 2

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OJUGO cry's out as he says I pity those idiot who dey drink Alabukun for my headache i beg which one una go drink for my stomachache? Because i am beginning to lose appetite for una badi belle, in fact the IGWE must hear this. What is my offense this community that everybody is jealous about, what have i done wrong that turn everybody on, what is so special about OJUGO that evrybody pick interest in this community? I never know, but one day be one day monkey go go market e no go return. OJUGO will make sure that every badi belle people in this community lost into canal sins them no dey hear word, and their innocent people go dey shout the name of their immediate winch that does not know anything about those badi belle people, i dey tell them now them no dey hear oooo hmmmm ok, till then, when will go market and never return. I don pity them so tey i cry full bucket, who want to baff? come carry free water, OJUGO tears for badi belle people. This is the story of OJUGO of mbese land EPISODE 2 brought to you by mcjimah world entertainment movie production [MWEMP] info us whatsapp this number +2348061651695 mcjimah.            VACANCY VACANCY VACANCY!!!   a female house help needed for immediate employment feeding and accommodation available, salary 10k venue somewhere in lagos. call or sms to or whatsapp this number +2348061651695.N 

SOLUTRION TO OUR ECONOMY

I wonder why people are just complaining so much about  the challenges facing by the federal government of Nigeria on her ECONOMY. People are just bragging about the ECONOMY crises meanwhile they never did anything to support the Government dealing with the issue of ECONOMY crises in Nigeria, should bragging and nagging bring solution? Why would Nigerians not hungry when they refused to do, to work hard and make food available for their self? My question is did Nigerians know the meaning of ECONOMY? Many felt that ECONOMY is the money you have in the Bank, just cash, far from the truth, ECONOMY is actually the food you consume and nothing more, now how many Nigerians own a farm that produce food commodity? Here is my advice every Nigerians should go to farm and start producing food for Nigerians to EAT, if you can't FARM then don't complain we are the key owner to our ECONOMY. MCJIMAH WRITING.

OJUGO EPISODE 1

OJUGO is a lay man in the land of mbese who is living his own kind life that does not depend on anybody nor even care to know who is who, i no send. Ojugo is living fine doing well in his kind life operating system. People see Ojugo to be selfish and stubborn individual who does not care about anyone but himself. Ojugo is not worried because he is  just living his kind life style he feels better for him just to be self controlled and to always stand by his word which has actually be his priority and enables him to move on with his life easily without any compromise. Ojugo is a kind person that does not have time for anybody as people worries much about him he thus asked why are you people drinking panadol for my headache?  what have i done wrong that you want to crucify me for? is it a big deal for somebody to be living his life as he pleases? hehehehehehehe Ojugo laughs and clap hand and says wonder shall never end, na true be that. this is just the beginning of the story of Ojugo and his life style he chose to live in the land of MBESE. Brought to you by mcjimah world entertainment movie production [MWEMP]. whatsapp us @+2348061651695 mcjimah.

Thursday, 20 October 2016

NIGERIA ECONOMICS

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TODAY everybody complains about Nigeria Economics this has become viral in the society as the Nigeria economics is in a state of shamble, it beats over my imagination what could have caused the unbalance equation of Nigeria economy. I have come to realized that the fault actually lies in the arms of the Nigerians, this is because Nigerians fails to follow the lineage of their fathers who were in farm competition years a go. Our fathers in years back were competing among them selves whose farm will be larger then there were a lots to eat as food generated from the farms of our fathers, that was then. Today, young boys of Nigeria don't want to farm anymore what they rather is internet fraud, and the young ladies don't want to do the domestic works like frying of GARY etc these are what make food available in a state or country, what our girl does today is to walk half naked in the street looking for a yahoo guy to get down with and get some money from them, as the mother failed to give the basic training of a woman, this is highly ridiculous. I wonder why women don't care about their daughters whereabouts anymore other than to ask for money from their daughters, and they are in the village crying for hunger, blaming mr president for nothing, while they sent their daughters who should get them food to eat out for prostitution, and the young men for stealing because they want money not minding how they got the money. If this beautiful lady here can still do this, frying Gary in her mothers house then i wonder why those girls in the street will not bring down their wings and do the necessary thing that concern average Nigerian women and for the young men to calm down go to the bush and cultivate to make food available in the country and stop unnecessary complain. Agriculture is the key to Economy, if we want a better drive of Nigeria Economy then we should do the right thing by going to the FARM and cultivate. I employ every young lady out there to emulate this beautiful young lady who is working hard here to make food available, prostitution does not help it rather destroy. Every young men should go to FARM cultivate and make food available for the society, internet fraud does not help EFCC is watching. MCJIMAH writing.       

HUMAN THOUGHTS

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It baffles me a lots how people think. People are fluctuating over the statement of mr president MUHAMMADU BUHARI the president of Nigeria who said his wife belong to his kitchen, living room and the other room, this has become the talk of the day in Nigeria. If i may ask, if my wife does not belong to my kitchen whose kitchen does she belong? if my wife does not belong to my living room and my other room whose persons own does she belong? I married my wife to build my home and be a good of my children that is the primary assignment for every able woman here in Nigeria. In Nigeria we base our lives on three things, RELIGION, TRADITION AND CULTURE. Both religion practice here in Nigeria which is Islamic and Christianity both teaches the duties of a woman is to take care of her home and our tradition and culture also said the same, my people usually that WOMEN are found in the kitchen while MEN are found in the pallor, This is the faith of both religion tradition and culture in Nigeria. Any woman that deviate from this seem to be a public dog [PROSTITUTE] Mr president has only reminded us of our tradition and culture including religion. Who said mr president was wrong is rather wrong because mr president is correct. Women today dont want to be the mother of the house, most of them cant even cook talk less of taking care of other domestic works, they end up employing house help and they are too busy to attend to their husbands it is the house help attending to the husband and tomorrow they will run to media and say my husband is cheating on me, men are wicked etc, meanwhile they pushed their responsibilities to a house help, and the husband always sees the house help instead of the wife, tell me what do you should happen? You have just told ur husband that u are not qualify enough to be his wife, and the man found comfort in his house help, and the house help is now becoming the madam of the house because take care of the man and his bed. Ps let us have a rethink about what mr president said to his wife and forget about Aisha behavior in the towards her husband, dont politicize everything this is about husband and wife. MCJIMAH WRITING.  

Friday, 14 October 2016

the swag driver

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This is amazing wow!!! a will barrow pusher who claims and form a big boy who is the son of a rich man is dating a very beautiful classic babe who never listen to any guy due to her prides arrogance as she claims to be the daughter of a wealthy man and ever wanted to also date the son of a wealthy man. Many guys have come to this beautiful damsel but never wanted to give them a thought, as this fine boy gets to know about it he make use of his common sense, changes his identity and appears the son of a rich man in the presence of the beautiful damsel. The beautiful damsel who has been longing to date the son of a rich man sees this guy and never doubts him she rather accepts him and starts kissing immediately. The relationship is on-going between the beautiful damsel and fine boy, the girl is seriously proud about  her boyfriend telling her friends that she has gotten the man of her choice, her heart desire and she is very happy to have him. One of the friends inquires what does your guy do for a living? the beautiful damsel responds what is my business with his job? he is the son of a rich man and every other thing becomes a story, what matter here now is I AM IN LOVE. The friend resopds hmmmmm, hope you are not making a mistake? the beautiful damsel no,oooo GOD forbid.     

THE ONYE-ISI OF UMUDIKE LAND SEASON 5

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ICHE AMADI brings the youths together encourages them to be steadfast in their activities irrespective of what they to earn a living. He said to the youths of umudike that there are lots of development going on in the city which i will try my possible best to make available here in umudike that will bring the youths lots opportunity to live a better life and be among the best, this will attract infrastructural development and will attract the investors into our land, Oyinbo white men will come and be living with us, all the youths exclaims heyyyyyyyy!!! Odiegwu ooo!!! ICHE AMADI you are our hero, long may you live, you shall not die, thank you very very much. They are all celebrating as ICHE AMADI lives. Watch out for THE ONYE-ISI OF UMUDIKE LAND SEASON 6 Brought to you by mcjimah world entertainment movie production [WEMP] Info us @+2348061651695 mc jimah  

Monday, 10 October 2016

THE ONYE-ISI OF UMUDIKE LAND SEASON 4

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ICHE AMADI gathers crowd at the village square and approach them about the development of the entire village of umudike, he thus says; our youth must not surfer, our children must not live a miserable, our community must not collapse, our men must enjoy the fruit of their children and our women must not die in hypertension for their children, we the entire village of umudike must not live in swamp water, no roads in our community, no light in our land, no any form of infrastructural development in our land, how can we survive, my people lets say no to this!!! everybody exclaims no!!! ICHE AMADI said again say no to bad roads, everybody exclaims no to bad road!!! ICHE AMADI say no to undeveloped community everybody exclaims no to undeveloped community. ICHE AMADI say no to darkness, everybody exclaims no to darkness. ICHE AMADI say we are tired of these trash, everybody exclaims, we are tired of this trash!!! shouting continues as they all says in one word, WE ARE TIRED, ICHE AMADI feel excited, watch out for season THE ONYE-ISI OF UMUDIKE SEASON 5. Brought to you by mcjimah world entertainment movie production [MWEMP]. INFO US @ +2348061651695

THE ONYE-ISI OF UMUDIKE SEASON 3

ICHE AMADI in the palace of the king of umudike village the kingdom of IGWE to discuss about the development of the entire village of umudike. The king of umudike known as IGWE is overwhelmed as he welcome the presence of ICHE AMADI and willing to listen to him as he has said to be from the good development of the land of umudike. ICHE AMADI expresses  his feelings towards the undeveloped status of the entire village of umudike, he said to the king [IGWE] this is our land, my land, our home, my home, it must not spoil, there should be a total cleanliness and rehabilitation of our land irrespective of whatever might have been going on, what people says or do are not my business, our youth must not remain dons,,,,,IGWE i greet you, forgive my manners if i have offend you on my approach, i greet you once again. The IGWE is highly impressed and really excited about this as he responds, my son you have not offended me at all, you are the true son of your father and the flag bearer of umudike land, you are highly welcome, your advice must be look into as soon as possible. ICHE AMADI responds IGWE i greet you once again, long may you live, i should take my leave now, looking forward to the development of our land. The IGWE responds it shall be well with you my son. ICHE AMADI responds ISE. Watch out for season 4 THE ONYE-ISI OF UMUDIKE LAND.

Saturday, 8 October 2016

the onye-isi of umudike season2

ICHE AMADI is overwhelmed as the people welcomed him honorably and really appreciates his safe return back home. ICHE AMADI calls for celebration and makes the entire village of umudike booming and everybody is eating and dancing as they celebrates the arriver of ICHE AMADI who has been away for so long. ICHE AMADI is now thinking of how to move the village forward to a better status for its people, this is really giving him sleepless nights and all days running. ICHE AMADI is going from one place to  another, moving from one council of elder to another, going to the palace all the time looking for a way forward for the betterment of the entire village of umudike. Peopl seem worried about ICHE AMADI'S movement in the recent time in the village. ICHE AMADI sees everybody to be good enough to know what is needed in the village to better its people. ICHE AMADI raises lots of suggestions as to develop the village, this is getting people talks much about him some calls him names like MBORIE, OKORIE, meanwhile others talks good about him, some greedy villagers thought he has come to take their shine away and they ar not happy about it, ICHE AMADI is less concern about that all he needs is the betterment of the entire village of UMUDIKE. Watch out for what happen next in season 3 THE ONYE-ISI OF UMUDIKE. by mwemp production.

Friday, 7 October 2016

the onye-isi of umudike season 1

ICHE AMADI who is a member of the council of elders in umudike village has been away for long, he has been living in lagos for over time, he has never visited his village sins he left to Lagos. JUst recently ICHE AMADI comes back from the city and now in the village trying to find out what has been happening sins he left for city. As a member of the council of elders, ICHE AMADI is been celebrated for his safe return from the city. ICHE AMADI is highly impressed as he has been given a wow celebration of his safe return and highly welcomed by his people. ICHE AMADI shares his life experience in lagos as life in lagos is far differnt from that of the village of UMUDIKE. As a well known and highly respected chief of the elders of council, ICHE AMADI is been giving opportunity to always have a final say in most discussed issues if not all. As ICHE AMADI sees this as an opportunity to be in charge of everything that happens, the entire village surprises at his actions and decision over issues and people are now worried about ICHE AMADI. Everybody in the village talks about ICHE AMADI and no one talks good about him only to monk at him and refer to him as MBORIE, as ICHE AMADI gets to know, story begin. watch out for what happened in season2 THE ONYE-ISI OF UMUDIKE. 

Thursday, 6 October 2016

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Wednesday, 5 October 2016

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